Let’s bring this classic back
*aggressively makes kissy noises*
So, I edited together the opening(s) for My Hero Academia and set them to the theme for Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood cause I’m in love with the song ❤️
Todobakudeku 1am texts: curious boyfriend.
Deku rolled around in his bed unable to sleep. He’s been in bed for a while now, contemplating whether or not to just ask or not.
He picks up his phone and checks the time.
1:00am
‘Dang it’ he whispers under his breath.
He thinks about it. Over and over again.
The question has been on his mind since they started dating and he still hasn’t asked.
Minute passes after minute, the question burning in his mind until he decides it’s time to ask.
He unlocks his phone and goes straight to his group chat labled 'my boys 💖’. He starts typing without thought and after the message is sent he knows he’ll have to ask the question. No boubt.
Deku: Shou, you up?
Shouto: yeah, what is it bunny? Can’t sleep?
Deku: yeah.
Shouto: me neither.
Kaachan: Then try you fucktards! You woke me up!! It’s 1am!
Shouto: It’s not our fault you don’t have your notifications on silent at night. You should try it, Kat.
Kaachan: STOP CALLING ME THAT HALF A BRAIN!
Shouto: nah~ I like it
Kaachan: SHITHEAD
Deku: Hey, Shouto. Can I ask you something?
Shouto: Yeah, what is it bunny?
Deku: I was just wondering. Your hair is red and white down the middle. Even your eyebrows are red and white. So, in that case, logically speaking the rest of your body hair yould be too. Am I correct?
Shouto: Yeah I guess, why?
Kaachan: This is what’s keeping you up Deku? Wow, I thought you were innocent~
Deku: Kaachan don’t be mean..
Deku: What I’m saying is, if your hair is red on one side and white on the other…is the hair down there like that too??
Shouto: I don’t understand. What do you mean by “down there”?
Kaachan: Fuckin hell. Both of you are idiots.
Deku: Nevermind!! I don’t need to know! Sorry for asking!!
Kaachan: Too bad Deku, now I want to know.
Kaachan: Half N half, he’s talking about your pubes.
Shouto: my what now?
Kaachan: YOUR DICK HAIR!! WHAT FUCKING COLOR IS IT???
Shouto: oh..
Shouto: it’s red and white.
Kaachan: wait, really?
Shouto: yeah.
Deku: sorry for asking. I’m going to go to sleep now. Goodnight 💖
Deku set down his phone on his bed next to his pillow and covered his face with his blanket.
He got his answer, but it cost him some embarrassment.
He was just about to try and sleep when his phone buzzed with a new message.
He decided to check it. Might as well considering he’s already up. Besides it’s from Kaachan and Todoroki.
He yawns and pushes his green curls away from his eyes as he unlocks his phone to read a new message from Kaachan to the group.
Kaachan: So it’s like your hair on your head? Straight down the middle?
Shouto: Yeah, I’m pretty sure.
Kaachan: CHECK
Shouto: Fine.
There was a pause in the replies and Deku couldn’t help but blush at the convention. He started this..
His phone buzzed with a new message and he looked down to see it’s from Kaachan again.
Kaachan: Deku, I know you’re still here. It says you read the messages. Stop being creepy.
He squeaked. He was caught.
Deku: Sorry. I didn’t know how to reply..
Shouto: I’m back.
Kaachan: So is it??
Shouto: Yeah. Down the middle.
Kaachan: That’s actually kinda cool..
Deku: how’d it end up like this..
Kaachan: You started it.
Kaachan: Shouto!
Shouto: Hmm?
Kaachan: let us see!
Deku flinched at the message, rereading it to make sure he read it right.
Yup. He wasn’t reading it wrong.
Deku: KAACHAN! NO!
Kaachan: why no?
Kaachan: you asked in the first place, so you might as well see it.
Deku: I asked for a verbal answer not a photo! Two different things!!
Shouto: So, am I sending a picture or no?
Kaachan: yeah!
Deku: AAAA. NO.
Shouto: so you don’t want to see?
Deku: No. No. No. It’s not like that!
Deku: it’s not that I don’t want to see it’s just… You don’t have to send a picture of it. You already told us.
Shouto: but Katsuki want to see. Should I just send it to him separately?
Deku: NO!
Deku: I mean..
Deku: Just send it.
Kaachan: About time you little shit.
Kaachan: If he sent it separately, I would have showed you anyways Deku.
Deku: Kaachan!
Kaachan: What?
Shouto: I’m going to be right back. I gotta turn on the light so I can get a clear picture.
Kaachan: shit he’s actually doing it.
Deku: I’m going to be right back. I need to go scream into my pillow.
Kaachan: Fuckin wimp… Just don’t wake up your mom.
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That’s all I’m going to write. It was supposed to be short but idk.
I may write more of this??
college AU sasuke drinks nothing but coffee and owns too many button up shirts and v-necks and does nothing but complain
college AU naruto takes a full schedule of classes and works like 3 jobs and no one knows how he does it (he sleeps in class)
college AU sakura is an athlete who can out drink fucking anyone. the master of flip cup.
genderfluid Naruto HC
🍥 Naruto would still go by naruto after figuring out their gender and stuff because the idea of names being gendered is absolutely ridiculous to them
🍥 Naruto is cool with any pronouns ( though sometimes they will ask to be referred to in specific ways on specific days ) but most people tend to stick to they them unless told otherwise so they can avoid misgendering them
🍥 Naruto was not the first non binary hokage !!! they were surprised to find out their sensei kakashi identified as agender, he was fine with he him pronouns but felt he didn’t fit the concept of gender as a whole
🍥 Naruto realized something was up on their little journey with Jiraiya-sama and while hanging out with him and Tsunade they brought it up and Tsunade explained that gender was just a societal construct and a bullshit one and you were whatever you felt ( the entire conversation flew right over jirayas head but he nodded along and tried to understand )
🍥 Naruto started growing out their hair that night and unintentionally started styling it like their moms
🍥 The first time naruto presented feminine in public Jiraya picked her up by the arms and litterly raised her off the ground and shouted “ LOOK AT MY CUTE STUDENT ISN’T SHE SO ADORABLE !!” he didn’t mean to embarrass her he was just overwhelmed by how proud he was of her bravery
🍥 Kiba and Shikamaru made it very clear they would fucking FIGHT anyone who dared give naruto shit and defend them no matter what
🍥 Ino insisted on taking them shopping for clothes to help narrow their waist and feel more feminine when they need to
🍥 Choji constantly brings them cute pink and girly snacks when they’re feminine presenting in the hopes it would help them feel cute and feminine and tiny ( it .. doesn’t really work but the effort melts narutos heart )
🍥 After naruto comes out to him, Iruka reveals to them he’s transmasculine and understands what Naruto meant about gender and not feeling right and they cried while he hugged them and said how proud he was of their bravery
🍥 Hinata loves naruto no matter what and encourages and loves their feminine identity just as much as their masculine and other identies. She has no qualms about it and is happy calling naruto her “partner” and jokes about having “a wife and a husband and a hero and a best friend all rolled up in one beautiful package”
